Well, I was going to try to get a simpsonized version of Almond put up, but this photo taken from the NBA Rookie Photoshoot is just, I don’t know.  What was he trying to pull off with that look?  Just a nice smile would have done.  You’re not pulling off the angry scowl.  Leave a caption in the comments.

UPDATE:  Now this is better

So I was playing around with the Simpsonizer at http://simpsonizeme.com and decided to try some Jazz players.  The interface is klunky and has a ton of bugs, but I was able to get these.  This was about as close as I could get them.  See if you can determine who they are (hover over them to see the names):

Boozer’s looks the most like him.  And I couldn’t really find a hair-style that fit Millsap.  And Sloan is a dead ringer for Principal Skinner.  I’ll get some more up if I have time.