Here’s my first and probably last pathetic attempt at a funny webcomic.  I have no art skills so I thought I’d just make one using only what Microsoft Clipart provides.  So all of this was done in Word.  And of course I’m setting the bar low so there will be no place to go but up, right?

Let’s get caught up on a few things I’ve missed.

• Karl Malone loves to hunt - Really?
• What would happen if BJ Armstrong and Greg Oden had a kid? Would we finally get a basketball player that looks his age?
• The Jr Jazz Orem tip off this November - Heaven help us if both Dee Brown and Ronnie Brewer are Flashers.
• I left my comment on this article - I did think that there was a favor done at first, but after talking to DeAngelo Simmons (Millsap’s agent/uncle), I don’t think this is the case.
• More Deron Williams nickname suggestions - I know I just posted that we need a nickname for Millsap, but I got to thinking, don’t the cool nicknames come from some announcer’s comments or something from their childhood? If they haven’t got a nickname this late in the game, I don’t think we can just make one up. These nicknames have to be earned as well. Don’t force the issue, one will come along. And just say no to DWill, Slick, and The Kingpin.
• Interview audio from the Spurs game Monday:
  • Tyrone Corbin Recap
  • Morris Almond
  • Paul Millsap
  • Fess
  • Hoffa talks about his injury
  • Millsaps Mom

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